Tuesday, May 13, 2014
To Kill a Mocking Bird;VInit alm to me
Thanks a score Vinit Kumar Rai for gifting me such a nice book.Nothing in this world should be a better alm than a book.Hype and curiosity enveloped within me to read this book made it such an adorable charity.My other friends must have to be inspired from vinit babu and send some more books at my postal address.
Sunday, May 11, 2014
Definition Of Love...
After gulping every bit of heavy buffet in our empty stomach.It was hard for us to move a single step, so me along with Anil, Anurag and Vinit shifted our butts on the lush green grass spread In the lawn of Achwan dhaba.In last four years of our college life,for the the first we four sat together to talk some senses after being inspired from NAMO's "Chai pe Charcha" and our topic of profound discussion was " appropriate definition of love? "
In initial stage, I acclaimed; for different person love has different meaning and other three accord with me.
So we started with Anil's version of love:-
Sex is intense love and love is pious sex.He further exclaimed love is futile until you have a better sex life and according to a survey from some American university, It is sex which keep the string of love stronger in married couples.It enhances love and loyalty for each other and is equally important as other essentials required to live our life happily.
Anurag almost same in same fashion as that of anil but his explanation of love was even more weird.
He goes like....The very first feeling of love is not stimulated in our hearts but on a cozy couch where we surrender ourself first, have a wild sex then, after which a candid sleep for rest of the night and next morning when our eyes are opened we just refuse to identify the girl lying next to us and politely ask them to leave our house.After a cup of hot coffee,enthusiastically all ready to entice someone different with whom we have never fallen in love.Different means, if last night we slept with a skinny girl then tonight a chubby one,next day a blonde and so on...which rationally means that a single dessert is not repeated in dinner every night, same way rules are applied on girls and it is mandatory. Anurag feelings were similar to retro hero of Hollywood movies.
As vinit has animosity to straight conversation, he started as...love is like worship.Worship is a way to express our love to someone and vice verse.Different people, different meaning.For a devotee: it is his or her god, for student: it is books, for a farmer:It is farmland full of green crops,for mother son, krishna radha,krishna meera.We interrupted him in the middle and said please this is enough for today otherwise it is hard for us to digest. Though.Though i declared him Asha Ram bapu.
Now it was my turn to pour my views;
love is the flow of never lasting positive energy within me,which i got after a glimpse other face.Love is fantasy of watching her in impromptu acts, abiding her for no genuine reason, considering her in every adorable feeling;in every beautiful dream;in every good happening, listening her even when she scold me.
That swirl in her voice stabbed my heart and ears more than million times.My love is her looks, her books,her eyes, her red hairs,her lips that craves dimple on her chin in sync with smile and as vinit said ... love is worship and worship is love.In the same manner, she is my goddess, thought are universal laws and
her house is my temple, her wordings are mantras whom i love to chant again and again. for me she is my world and that world name is S.......
And before you guys are going to say Bitch please! hault your speech now or what you have achieved in love so far?
let me explain; She is not an asset or a laurel certificate whom i should flaunt in my resume copy or hang on the walls of dorm.She is an angel we two meet in dreams And in reality,I am Hercules of one sided invincible love.thanks for listening me in so calm and placid way.
Fingers crossed in name of our lady loves
In initial stage, I acclaimed; for different person love has different meaning and other three accord with me.
So we started with Anil's version of love:-
Sex is intense love and love is pious sex.He further exclaimed love is futile until you have a better sex life and according to a survey from some American university, It is sex which keep the string of love stronger in married couples.It enhances love and loyalty for each other and is equally important as other essentials required to live our life happily.
Anurag almost same in same fashion as that of anil but his explanation of love was even more weird.
He goes like....The very first feeling of love is not stimulated in our hearts but on a cozy couch where we surrender ourself first, have a wild sex then, after which a candid sleep for rest of the night and next morning when our eyes are opened we just refuse to identify the girl lying next to us and politely ask them to leave our house.After a cup of hot coffee,enthusiastically all ready to entice someone different with whom we have never fallen in love.Different means, if last night we slept with a skinny girl then tonight a chubby one,next day a blonde and so on...which rationally means that a single dessert is not repeated in dinner every night, same way rules are applied on girls and it is mandatory. Anurag feelings were similar to retro hero of Hollywood movies.
As vinit has animosity to straight conversation, he started as...love is like worship.Worship is a way to express our love to someone and vice verse.Different people, different meaning.For a devotee: it is his or her god, for student: it is books, for a farmer:It is farmland full of green crops,for mother son, krishna radha,krishna meera.We interrupted him in the middle and said please this is enough for today otherwise it is hard for us to digest. Though.Though i declared him Asha Ram bapu.
Now it was my turn to pour my views;
love is the flow of never lasting positive energy within me,which i got after a glimpse other face.Love is fantasy of watching her in impromptu acts, abiding her for no genuine reason, considering her in every adorable feeling;in every beautiful dream;in every good happening, listening her even when she scold me.
That swirl in her voice stabbed my heart and ears more than million times.My love is her looks, her books,her eyes, her red hairs,her lips that craves dimple on her chin in sync with smile and as vinit said ... love is worship and worship is love.In the same manner, she is my goddess, thought are universal laws and
her house is my temple, her wordings are mantras whom i love to chant again and again. for me she is my world and that world name is S.......
And before you guys are going to say Bitch please! hault your speech now or what you have achieved in love so far?
let me explain; She is not an asset or a laurel certificate whom i should flaunt in my resume copy or hang on the walls of dorm.She is an angel we two meet in dreams And in reality,I am Hercules of one sided invincible love.thanks for listening me in so calm and placid way.
Fingers crossed in name of our lady loves
Friday, May 9, 2014
Last Day in college...
Official college life of ours has got a perpetual pause today. One more chapter of life had been closed. Clueless whether it is rejoice or regret but from tomorrow no more boring lectures, no taunting teachers and no any fear of last day submissions. In order to give us a final adieu, even Bhopal weather took an escape from chilling heat and behaved in a splendid way. Though I know that, we will meet once again during university papers but I would like Thank you all from core of my heart, for making my journey overwhelming.
Now, I am sharing my personal thoughts about us (except me) which has no any contradiction with other views…
Vinit Kumar Rai Vinit...You tried your best to spoil me with your preaching’s of Mahabharata, Ramayana, Bhagvad Gita and many others. Your dirty lessons of life didn’t make any impact over me and in the end I came out with a better version of myself.
Anurag Kumar Anurag…Tell me a single reason why I should not call you a fat ass. When it comes on offensive thing-you said if Saurabh do… I will too. But what about masters from IIT Guwahati, you did it alone. Fuck off! You better burn your one acre spread ass on benches of IIT and slut, whose sins are you carrying in your belly?
Anil Kumar Anil….My search for a good friend ended on you. It is your brain who introduced me with the names of so many porn sites, which make my web browsing quite easier and results of all those sex surveys you shared with me will probably make my future beautiful.
Atul VatsaYou are a retarded bitch. We are at the brim of everything and you are still pouring bucket full of tears, for a keep who was never yours. Grow up man and follow my solutions for your every occult problem-Stop reading Nikita Singh, Durjoy Datta and Ravinder singh, they are just spoiling our generation by tying us in the nasty world of love with a fucking excuse that “they write for changes”.
Ashok Kumar Bharti Er. Ashok that is what I call you. Never forget your last minute Jugad to run our refrigerator with a Laptop Charger. You look like a Parle-G kid, G matlab genius.
Ashraf Shabaz & #Arsad_Zamal Everybody said that you two were dykes but it was me who never believe those allegations and illustrated them that you guys are straight ,it was you who taught me that Straw are used to sip cold rinks when I was in an illusion that straws are used in making arrows by kids in their school projects. Congratulation for being recruited In Analytical solutions, entire mech. branch is proud on your achievement.
Sidharth AnandSid in terms of look you are still a kid. Please tell me, is it true or not? On the back sit of your Apache, every week end a new girl rests her butt. How you manage, even thoughts of these things made me sweat.
Nishant KumarBewada lunatic, Inane and much more but all these words are short to define. Knot this advice of mine…Don’t booze and if you do then avoid accidents. Your face has already ample of accidental tattoos; no need of new ones .After few days, there is no one named Atul, Siddhartha or monu to carry you from Manisha Lake to your dorm and one more thing I am snatching NETA title from you because you are not worthy of it.
Chandan KumarIn college you were the first guy whom I meet and in the very first look, I found you calm, compose and crude and best thing is that even on last day you are same person.
Navneet MishraMishra je …For me you are a respected person.
Arun Gedam Gedam- I remember you as a guy with guitar in hands. Subi mam anticipation was totally right, no one deserves “Kumar Sanu” title better than you.
Birendra Manjhi You are a rowdy. Keep attending #Roadies auditions: one day you will make it in final thirteen and that day I should probably introduce you to everyone; Look that guy in TV box was my classmate. It is my hearty wish to watch someone screwing Raghu and Rajjev andi I think, you are the one.
Mukesh Raj Even after end of college ,we will shake hands through Facebook messenger by sending hand pictures in messages.hope we will.
Vikash Aryan what's wrong with you chottu, four years ago you were chottu and even today you are still chottu.
I know after reading this, most of you will lose your senses and spit venom over me but I will not mind every great man in his life has faced it and like others I will do the same
Now, I am sharing my personal thoughts about us (except me) which has no any contradiction with other views…
Vinit Kumar Rai Vinit...You tried your best to spoil me with your preaching’s of Mahabharata, Ramayana, Bhagvad Gita and many others. Your dirty lessons of life didn’t make any impact over me and in the end I came out with a better version of myself.
Anurag Kumar Anurag…Tell me a single reason why I should not call you a fat ass. When it comes on offensive thing-you said if Saurabh do… I will too. But what about masters from IIT Guwahati, you did it alone. Fuck off! You better burn your one acre spread ass on benches of IIT and slut, whose sins are you carrying in your belly?
Anil Kumar Anil….My search for a good friend ended on you. It is your brain who introduced me with the names of so many porn sites, which make my web browsing quite easier and results of all those sex surveys you shared with me will probably make my future beautiful.
Atul VatsaYou are a retarded bitch. We are at the brim of everything and you are still pouring bucket full of tears, for a keep who was never yours. Grow up man and follow my solutions for your every occult problem-Stop reading Nikita Singh, Durjoy Datta and Ravinder singh, they are just spoiling our generation by tying us in the nasty world of love with a fucking excuse that “they write for changes”.
Ashok Kumar Bharti Er. Ashok that is what I call you. Never forget your last minute Jugad to run our refrigerator with a Laptop Charger. You look like a Parle-G kid, G matlab genius.
Ashraf Shabaz & #Arsad_Zamal Everybody said that you two were dykes but it was me who never believe those allegations and illustrated them that you guys are straight ,it was you who taught me that Straw are used to sip cold rinks when I was in an illusion that straws are used in making arrows by kids in their school projects. Congratulation for being recruited In Analytical solutions, entire mech. branch is proud on your achievement.
Sidharth AnandSid in terms of look you are still a kid. Please tell me, is it true or not? On the back sit of your Apache, every week end a new girl rests her butt. How you manage, even thoughts of these things made me sweat.
Nishant KumarBewada lunatic, Inane and much more but all these words are short to define. Knot this advice of mine…Don’t booze and if you do then avoid accidents. Your face has already ample of accidental tattoos; no need of new ones .After few days, there is no one named Atul, Siddhartha or monu to carry you from Manisha Lake to your dorm and one more thing I am snatching NETA title from you because you are not worthy of it.
Chandan KumarIn college you were the first guy whom I meet and in the very first look, I found you calm, compose and crude and best thing is that even on last day you are same person.
Navneet MishraMishra je …For me you are a respected person.
Arun Gedam Gedam- I remember you as a guy with guitar in hands. Subi mam anticipation was totally right, no one deserves “Kumar Sanu” title better than you.
Birendra Manjhi You are a rowdy. Keep attending #Roadies auditions: one day you will make it in final thirteen and that day I should probably introduce you to everyone; Look that guy in TV box was my classmate. It is my hearty wish to watch someone screwing Raghu and Rajjev andi I think, you are the one.
Mukesh Raj Even after end of college ,we will shake hands through Facebook messenger by sending hand pictures in messages.hope we will.
Vikash Aryan what's wrong with you chottu, four years ago you were chottu and even today you are still chottu.
I know after reading this, most of you will lose your senses and spit venom over me but I will not mind every great man in his life has faced it and like others I will do the same
Saturday, April 26, 2014
Achievement no: 1 Abuses
Phase: One.
1st year(2014)
In the very first day of my college life my ear drums become addicted to words like Bhosri k Mc, Bc, Fuck.....and blaw.
For a loony boy who had just passed his secondary schools, these words sounds too obscene and I glued to embark thought that how they; my college-mates spit such absurd and wacky words.
Really how?
I have a chocked throat.
Is it all because I have never tried it.
I am a tyro.
No i can't do it.
should i ever able to abuse.
Phase: Two.
2nd Semester(2011)
Bingo !!!
I abuse.
Now looking forward for a vilify vocab.
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Phase : Three.
8th Semester (2014)
I drop Gallis (Impugn) at supersonic speed......
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