Friday, May 9, 2014

Last Day in college...

Official college life of ours has got a perpetual pause today. One more chapter of life had been closed. Clueless whether it is rejoice or regret but from tomorrow no more boring lectures, no taunting teachers and no any fear of last day submissions. In order to give us a final adieu, even Bhopal weather took an escape from chilling heat and behaved in a splendid way. Though I know that, we will meet once again during university papers but I would like Thank you all from core of my heart, for making my journey overwhelming.
Now, I am sharing my personal thoughts about us (except me) which has no any contradiction with other views…

Vinit Kumar Rai Vinit...You tried your best to spoil me with your preaching’s of Mahabharata, Ramayana, Bhagvad Gita and many others. Your dirty lessons of life didn’t make any impact over me and in the end I came out with a better version of myself.


Anurag Kumar Anurag…Tell me a single reason why I should not call you a fat ass. When it comes on offensive thing-you said if Saurabh do… I will too. But what about masters from IIT Guwahati, you did it alone. Fuck off! You better burn your one acre spread ass on benches of IIT and slut, whose sins are you carrying in your belly?

Anil Kumar Anil….My search for a good friend ended on you. It is your brain who introduced me with the names of so many porn sites, which make my web browsing quite easier and results of all those sex surveys you shared with me will probably make my future beautiful.

Atul VatsaYou are a retarded bitch. We are at the brim of everything and you are still pouring bucket full of tears, for a keep who was never yours. Grow up man and follow my solutions for your every occult problem-Stop reading Nikita Singh, Durjoy Datta and Ravinder singh, they are just spoiling our generation by tying us in the nasty world of love with a fucking excuse that “they write for changes”.

Ashok Kumar Bharti Er. Ashok that is what I call you. Never forget your last minute Jugad to run our refrigerator with a Laptop Charger. You look like a Parle-G kid, G matlab genius.

Ashraf Shabaz & #Arsad_Zamal Everybody said that you two were dykes but it was me who never believe those allegations and illustrated them that you guys are straight ,it was you who taught me that Straw are used to sip cold rinks when I was in an illusion that straws are used in making arrows by kids in their school projects. Congratulation for being recruited In Analytical solutions, entire mech. branch is proud on your achievement.

Sidharth AnandSid in terms of look you are still a kid. Please tell me, is it true or not? On the back sit of your Apache, every week end a new girl rests her butt. How you manage, even thoughts of these things made me sweat.

Nishant KumarBewada lunatic, Inane and much more but all these words are short to define. Knot this advice of mine…Don’t booze and if you do then avoid accidents. Your face has already ample of accidental tattoos; no need of new ones .After few days, there is no one named Atul, Siddhartha or monu to carry you from Manisha Lake to your dorm and one more thing I am snatching NETA title from you because you are not worthy of it.

Chandan KumarIn college you were the first guy whom I meet and in the very first look, I found you calm, compose and crude and best thing is that even on last day you are same person.

Navneet MishraMishra je …For me you are a respected person.

Arun Gedam Gedam- I remember you as a guy with guitar in hands. Subi mam anticipation was totally right, no one deserves “Kumar Sanu” title better than you.

Birendra Manjhi You are a rowdy. Keep attending #Roadies auditions: one day you will make it in final thirteen and that day I should probably introduce you to everyone; Look that guy in TV box was my classmate. It is my hearty wish to watch someone screwing Raghu and Rajjev andi I think, you are the one.

Mukesh Raj Even after end of college ,we will shake hands through Facebook messenger by sending hand pictures in messages.hope we will.

Vikash Aryan what's wrong with you chottu, four years ago you were chottu and even today you are still chottu.

I know after reading this, most of you will lose your senses and spit venom over me but I will not mind every great man in his life has faced it and like others I will do the same

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